Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
|—||Six Word Story (via blackbruise)|
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
The libra one is on point lol
My face when I hear someone saying “I don’t like Drake”
Jesus Christ Walks (Kanye West vs. Brand New)
This has been my favorite song/mash up for years.
The only things that matter: my cute pink lady jacket and How I am the cutest pin up girl ever tbh
you wanna know what kind of questions stage managers get asked?
Questions like this
goddammit Alex I’m not even your stage manager!
SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!
|—||The Bible (via daddylongxlegs)|
I got so high last night that I called my ex and asked for my virginity back and was being dead serious
why he lick me